Takin down with my oiled dog

Tits up !

New exhibition @ La Kage

Before, I used to get my hair cut each month at a salon in Vertou. But it all went pear-shaped last time I went in. I’d just gone to get my hair straightened, but the stylist was totally drunk, and I came out with a pudding-bowl cut. I was completely traumatized. Now, whenever a hairdresser tries to touch my hair I start growling and barking. I had to totally stop going to the stylist’s, and little by little I let myself go, became a wild animal. I was like a raging German Shephard. I howled in the woods at night, and nipped the ankles of passers-by…

But my New Year’s resolutions for 2016 are evidence that I can no longer live like a savage beast. I’ve started to eat more healthily, and I needed to find a new hairdresser: one that could control me physically, and handle my aggressive streak. It’s done! From now on I’ll be looking after my hair care at La Kage. And with this new style, and fresh clothes, I’m ready to meet the challenges of a busy life!

Gluten-free canvases and well-groomed German Shepherds now on display at La Kage until Saturday 5 March.

Credit photo: Made By John De Cuir

At the Holly Gallery - Australia

In an Australian gallery 16,900km from Vertou's church, a hippy couple stand in a reverie before our latest painting. He, moustachioed, is wearing a capacious fur coat. She sports a band of red fabric woven into caramel hair; a long dress hints at shapely thighs beneath. 

// HOLLY GALLERY //

Michaël Jackson, man of taste

On a bien connu Michaël, c’était un homme bon mais usé par les tournées et le star-system, il aimait venir se ressourcer chez nous à Vertou dans notre demeure, son Neverland sauvage comme il disait. Les premiers jours il dormait beaucoup, c’était vraiment une loque, on lui cuisinait alors beaucoup de boudins noirs pour qu’il reprenne des forces, c’est plein de fer ! Une fois qu’il allait un peu mieux, on lui faisait faire de l’activité physique: foot, abdos, pompes… Et petit à petit il reprenait du poil de la bête. On passait de longues soirées au coin du feu à discuter de plein de choses: des dauphins, des lignes racées de la peugeot 3008... Il nous avait commandé son portrait il y a bon nombre d’années, mais on avait jamais pris le temps de lui faire… 

Et maintenant Michaël est parti au royaume des taupes. Pour lui rendre un dernier hommage on a exaucé sa commande. Tu es toujours dans nos coeurs, on t’aime copain !

“Michaël Jackson, homme de goût” peinture à l’huile sur toile - 84x100cm encadrée par Büro Allemand

We knew Michaël well, he was a good man but worn by touring and the star system.

He used to come over to Vertou in order to have a break from home, his wild Neverland, as he called it. The first few days, he'd sleep a lot, he was so worn out. We'd cook him a lot of black puddings to help him recover, put some iron back in him! Once he got better, we made him practice sport : football, abs, push ups, all that. And, little by little, he'd get better. We also used to spend long nights by the fire discussing things the things he liked: dolphins, the sleek lines of the peugeot 3008... He ordered the portrait from us many years ago but we'd never had the time to do it…

And now he’s gone, to the worms and the moles. At last we have fulfilled our vow to him. This painting is our sincere tribute to a wonderful man. You’ll always be in our hearts Michaël, we love you, homie!

"Michaël Jackson, man of taste" oil painting on canvas - 84x100cm

Framed by Büro Allemand

M.J International Show

Quelques petits soucis avec la douane, mais la toile est arrivée. C'est donc officiel, notre dernière peinture sera exposée à partir du 1er Aout à la Holly Gallery à Miami Gold Coast en Australie (c'est genre Pornichet mais avec des palmiers et des requins blancs). Vous l'aurez compris le thème c'est Michaël Jackson. On représente la France avec également Oh de Laval.

Little problems at the border but the painting has been delivered by now.

So, it's now official, our last painting will be part of the exhibition since 1st august at the Holly gallery in Miami gold coast Australia (it's like Pornichet but with palm trees and white sharks).

You might have understood that the theme of the exhibition is Michael Jackson. We represent France together with Oh de Laval.

New canvas soon...

“ L’Art c’est comme le foot, tout se joue jusqu’à la dernière minute”

Une de nos nouvelles toiles vient de prendre l’avion, mais cette fois direction l’Australie. Nouvelles bientôt pute !

"Art is like Football: every minute counts."

One of our latest canevas just took off, but this time, forward to Australia. News soon bitch !

credit photo: Musclor Superpiké 

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